It's a good life Hazel Grace

    me: hi
    principal:
    me: mr. p
    principal:
    me: how are you today
    principal:
    me:
    principal:
    me:
    principal: WHO THINKS IT IS OK TO AIR THREE EPISODES EVERY TWO YEARS AND CALL IT A SEASON

trusthim:

This makes me so emotional. Mrs Weasley knew the Dursleys wouldn’t visit and that Harry’s got no other family and to hER HES PRACTICALLY HER SON SOMEONE HOLD ME

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

ten-and-donna:

masukunda:

devourthegalaxy:

sayingnotostatusquo:

alwayscastle17:

dauntless-nerdfighter:

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

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And last but not least…

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OH. MY. GOD.

IT GOT BETTER

alicexz:

That which holds the image of an angel…

alicexz:

That which holds the image of an angel…

theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:

I’d like to report a crime…

 

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

ezeliedraws:

"As he read I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once"
I had been warned this book would crush me and it did, I cried a lot but I also laughed a lot, it’s a tragic but absolutely beautiful sotry and now I guess I’m just another one of John Green’s heartbroken victims.

ezeliedraws:

"As he read I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once"

I had been warned this book would crush me and it did, I cried a lot but I also laughed a lot, it’s a tragic but absolutely beautiful sotry and now I guess I’m just another one of John Green’s heartbroken victims.

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

wiinterquay:

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